Monday, 18 July 2016

MY ENCOMIUM TO A PLAGIARIST by Abayomi Ahmed


So there was this person that copied a post I have seen on Social Media trillion of times and copied it one his-her Facebook wall.

So I liked the post, because I do actually like the content. I also made a comment under the post. I wrote, "Highly Creative".
The person liked comment. Happy that I noticed her-his 'creativity' too.

Yes, I noticed your high level of ingenuity you used in highlighting the text of the post  carefully where you saw it.
I could sense the ingenuity you employed to click on copy or 'ctrl C'. And how you cleverly went on to paste or  'ctrl v' it in your own profile so that it can appear as if you composed it. Not forgetting your intentional forgetfulness to put 'copied' above or below it to show you are not the author.
The prolific way you added, 'looking for the meaning of life' is highly commendable. I bet it takes immense brilliance to achieve such a feat!

And, in your altruism, you then you tagged your fans so that they would gain from it though they did not contribute and can never understand how much pain, labor, energy, toil, stress, tension, erudition, years of research, effort and Effrontery you invested into this valorous and Spartan feat!

You are indeed a great person. You need to be celebrated. We need to make a feast and present you and award. The angels must take this news to the heavens. And the demons must 'slay' to celebrate you. The witches and wizards must 'dab' at this occasion. This accomplishment must not go unnoticed. It may even be a sin to be ungrateful to you.

On my own part, I dedicate this badly written encomium to eulogise you and make sure you and your feat are immortalised. Even if no one notices your good works, I do. This is my display of loyalty.

I am your only true fan. I am the Dino of your Saraki. I will even rape the Queen of England if she disrespects you!

#NoToPlagiarism

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